Pardon?

Penny brought home some school work from a couple of weeks ago, and one item really jumped out at me as something to remember.

In case you didn't know this, every year at Thanksgiving, the President "pardons" a turkey.

Apparently, Penny's class was assigned the task of writing a letter to the President to ask him to pardon this year's turkey. Penny wrote:

President Obama,

Please pardon the turkey so he can have babies and grow fat and juicy.

Penny

I guess I don't need to worry about Penny turning into a vegetarian anytime soon.