What The-?

This is the sort of thing that happens to my brain when I check Facebook before I've had my coffee:

Perfectly reasonable thought: I will click over to my timeline to see the birthday greetings my friends have posted!

What I see:

 
Thought #1: What the hell is Mike wearing on his face in that picture?

Thought #2: Oh, it's probably a glitched image. Weird. I don't think I've seen an image bork like that before.

...

Thought #3: No, wait. It's two completely different images. HERP DERP DERP.

What I should do at this point: Shut up and pretend I'm perfectly normal.

What I actually do at this point: Grab a screen-capture and tell the universe all about how brain-dead I am before I've had my coffee.